Now, if you’re jonesing (see what we did there?) for a premium stay, this cottage is the cottage. Located across from the 4th hole of the Jones Masterpiece Course, you can theoretically tee-off from the balcony. Please don’t try that. But we do encourage you to try out the king, queen, and sofa sleepers. For any room disputes, we recommend rock, paper scissors, or drawing straws. At least there are three full bathrooms, right? Plus, we’ve got every amenity you can think of. Yes, even a waffle iron.